Funny Jokes – State Mottos

Funny Jokes – State Mottos
Funny Mottos
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s
Don’t Own It Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our [...]