Really Really Funny Jokes - An amazing talking dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.”
Bartender:”Yeah! Sure…go ahead.”
Man:”What covers a house?”
Dog:”Roof!”
Man:”How does sandpaper feel?”
Dog:”Rough!”
Man:”Who was the greatest ball player of all time?”
Dog:”Ruth!”
Man:”Pay up. I told you he could talk.”
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of […]